Cranking out news for the geeks, music buffs and gossip junkies, my way. -Greg

When the iPhone 4 was released fans of the iPhone everywhere rejoiced!

Quickly the iPhone 4 owners start complaining of yellowish tinting on their phones. Sorry guys we rushed the production, they didn’t get to dry enough, it’ll go away. iPhone fans rejoice! iPhone owners begin to notice that if they hold their iPhone they lose signal or even drop calls. Sorry guys we built an antenna that isn’t functional when you hold the phone in your hand. Just put a nice ‘livestrong’ rubber-band around your $300 iPhone and you’ll be good to go! iPhone 4 fans rejoice! iPhone 4 engineers realize that they have been “using the wrong formula to calculate signal strength all these years”. Sorry guys your iPhone doesn’t drop that much signal when you hold it, it actually just never had that strong of a signal to begin with.

Seriously if some how, some way, your still rejoicing for the iPhone 4, your either Steve Jobs or a complete idiot. iPhone 4 regardless of sales is a complete flop. Looking at the phone from a technical stand point, it’s junk. If you have an electronic device that does not function it becomes, junk. People have spent over 300 hundred of their hard earned dollars for a pretty Apple endorsed paper weight. It’s very simple to understand how Apple is so successful, they only release a single flipping product and spend a trillion dollars on adverstising it. You could sell a turd for a $1000 bucks if you package it right and it was the only one, but it’s still a turd.

Apple is a fruit, and thats all it will ever be. -Greg

Bottle bootlegger, Jason Kay found himself with a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors after creating his own version of a Gatorade label. His label pictured to the left included a picture of Tiger Woods and read “unfaithful”. I think it’s hilarious and Tiger deserves the joke, however Gatorade doesn’t seem to agree. If convicted he could face up to 5 years in a federal prison. The charges “of introducing adulterated or misbranded food into interstate commerce, mutilating or destructing a food label, and tainting a consumer product with the intention of causing serious injury to a business” seem a little over the top. I don’t think that Jason is going to single handed bring down Gatorade. -Greg 

Well it looks like Taylor is taking her ability to write to a different level. Taylor Swift and American Greetings are getting together to create a line of greeting cards, stationery, online greeting cards and more. Now, I know there is a joke in here somewhere, just give me a minute. Taylor says “My idea of a great song is a song that says how I feel better than I could. I feel the same way about greeting cards,” there it is, my idea of a great Taylor Swift song is one that she doesn’t sing, enter the greeting card, lol. She goes on to say “I’ve always been fascinated by feelings and how we express them to each other. Getting to write and design these cards is a wonderful experience.” Good for Taylor I like the idea of her using her talents for writing rather than performing. -Greg