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Purchased my Samsung Captivate TODAY!

Thanks to my good pal, Liam, at the AT&T Store in South County (St.Louis, MO) I am now the proud owner of the Samsung Galaxy S, Captivate! I should point out the obvious, this is 2 days earlier than the release date! I’m not going to give my review just yet, cause I have to play with it first. I will say that Swype is AWESOME. Here are some pictures of my new baby, enjoy! -Greg

AT&T’s Samusung Captivate Preview

Open your eyes, iPhone 4 is an obvious flop.

When the iPhone 4 was released fans of the iPhone everywhere rejoiced!

Quickly the iPhone 4 owners start complaining of yellowish tinting on their phones. Sorry guys we rushed the production, they didn’t get to dry enough, it’ll go away. iPhone fans rejoice! iPhone owners begin to notice that if they hold their iPhone they lose signal or even drop calls. Sorry guys we built an antenna that isn’t functional when you hold the phone in your hand. Just put a nice ‘livestrong’ rubber-band around your $300 iPhone and you’ll be good to go! iPhone 4 fans rejoice! iPhone 4 engineers realize that they have been “using the wrong formula to calculate signal strength all these years”. Sorry guys your iPhone doesn’t drop that much signal when you hold it, it actually just never had that strong of a signal to begin with.

Seriously if some how, some way, your still rejoicing for the iPhone 4, your either Steve Jobs or a complete idiot. iPhone 4 regardless of sales is a complete flop. Looking at the phone from a technical stand point, it’s junk. If you have an electronic device that does not function it becomes, junk. People have spent over 300 hundred of their hard earned dollars for a pretty Apple endorsed paper weight. It’s very simple to understand how Apple is so successful, they only release a single flipping product and spend a trillion dollars on adverstising it. You could sell a turd for a $1000 bucks if you package it right and it was the only one, but it’s still a turd.

Apple is a fruit, and thats all it will ever be. -Greg

Android 2.2 (Froyo) to have Hotspot Ability!

The newest Android 2,2 release will come with Wi-Fi Hotspot creation. Its also going to have USB tethering. Android / Google I love you guys, you make it so very easy for me to poke fun at iPhone users. -Greg

Android apps can soon be stored on SD cards!

Looks like a Google employee has updated status on apps being stored on an SD card to “Future Release“. This is great, now you will be only limited to the number of apps by the size of you SD card. Just another reason that the iPhone will quickly be falling off the mobile device map. Android is the future of mobile devices and that future is here. – Greg

Samsung Galaxy S Video Ad

The Samsung Galaxy S has an ad that popped up, which is just verifying that its coming and soon. Here is the video.. -Greg

G Machine has a fresh new look!

G Machine has gone through a little bit of a make over. Come check out the sleek new look and feel. The change is based around making it easier for everyone to read. I think the new layout creates an easier to look at feel for your eyes. The WordPress Theme “Piano Black” was built by Mono-Lab, thanks guys. Once you’ve taken time to feel it out please let me know your thoughts and comments, I would really love to hear them! -Greg

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